happyeffect:

Reblog if you’re just a regular dipshit and you need a fucking helmet

incorrectthesongofachillesquotes:

Odysseus, reading a fortune cookie: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same

Achilles, with a mouth full of takeout: kill two

exit152:

sleeping in hotel rooms w the drone of the air conditioner & the clean sheets w the heavy decorated duvet ? Who’s w me?

pipiipek:

it is cartoon networks 25th birthday today. despite them going down hill the past few years with miller, you at least have to admit they did a really good job on the bumper.

thekiingofscars:

date a boy who can’t sit still. date a boy who’s a mechanical genius. date a boy who respects your autonomy. date a boy who will always support you. date a boy with an asshole older brother. date a boy who fed a rival captain’s fingers to his dog. date a boy who is the Ravkan king. date nikolai lantsov.

sucker-for-six-of-crows:

The Dregs: You can’t just cut people out of your life, Kaz

Kaz: snip snip

moved-to-ohsappho:

Kaz: Inej, I need you to pay special attention to Pekka Rollins, you must follow his every move, I need to know his every fault, every weakness - every odd habit.

Inej: k

[later that day]

Inej: *following Pekka Rollins through bustling streets of the barrel*

Pekka: *under his breath* they see me, Rollins. (dundun) They hatin’

Inej: What the Fuck